Welcome to the online home of Chris White. In a perfect world, comedians would need no websites. In a slightly less-than-perfect world, comedians might need websites, but their name with a ".com" at the end would be available, and not registered to a freelance advertising writer from Norfolk, Va. We live in a crappy world, is the point.

I do a lot of things, and I even do some of those things well, according to my mom. Click around and see some of the fine stuff I've come up with over the years. You can also e-mail me at chris@dcstandup.com, especially if you want to throw money at me to do stuff for you. Go nuts.

December 2013: Arlington Cemetery

For my birthday, I did the most festive thing I could think of: I visited a cemetery. Go dig up some knowledge at the Virginia travel page.

December 2013: Thomas Edison

As part of my mission to understand my own gift, I try to visit the homes of history's greatest geniuses. A wedding in New Jersey gave me a chance to go to Thomas Edison's lab and mansion, and darned if you aren't the beneficiary. Hop on over to the New Jersey travel page.

One man's quest to be the humblest person alive
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