Welcome to the online home of Chris White. In a perfect world, comedians would need no websites. In a slightly less-than-perfect world, comedians might need websites, but their name with a ".com" at the end would be available, and not registered to a freelance advertising writer from Norfolk, Va. We live in a crappy world, is the point.

I do a lot of things, and I even do some of those things well, according to my mom. Click around and see some of the fine stuff I've come up with over the years. You can also e-mail me at chris@dcstandup.com, especially if you want to throw money at me to do stuff for you. Go nuts.

December 12: Happy Hour Trivia

If you're in the DC area and you like trying to feel smart, come on by Happy Hour Trivia at the DC Improv Lounge. Doors open at 6:30, game starts at 7, and we're taking donations for the kids at Children's Hospital so that they can have a happier Halloween. Be there.

September 2013: Fort Necessity

It should make you feel at least a little more secure to know that George Washington screwed up in his youth, just as much as you did. A writeup of Fort Necessity has been added to the George Washington page of the presidential files. Enjoy.



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